Friday, October 10, 2014

25 Lessons after 25 years of dealing with Idiots


1. Be present with the ones you are with, not the idiots who “were busy” or “couldn’t make it”  

 

2. Be bluntly honest so the idiots of the world can understand

 

3. Speak-up for yourself… or some idiot will

 

4. Be confident in your decisions, so idiots don’t get to decide

 

5. Change challenges all, including the idiots

 

6. Negativity ruins relationships… leaving you alone with idiots

 

7. George is not an idiot, Curiosity is key

 

8. Laughter cures what idiots cannot

 

9. Resiliency appears through action, not words idiots babble

 

10. A smile comforts all: geniuses and idiots

 

11. Physical care translates into a better you… unless you are a shallow idiot

 

12. When life gives you lemons, don’t let idiots squeeze them in your face

 

13. Just because you like Starbucks, doesn’t mean you’re an idiot for liking Dunkin Donuts

 

14. Idiots will prosper if you don’t freaking do it first

 

15. Idiots have the innate quality of appearing smart; don’t fall for it (‘cause then you’re the idiot)

 

16. Trust instinct, not idiots

 

17. Idiots put on a great show; enjoy it every once and a while

 

18. When in Rome, idiots multiply

 

19. Appreciate love no matter who the idiot may be

 

20. “Works well with idiots” is a valid resume strength

 

21. Time flies unless you are surrounded by idiots

 

22. God loves everyone… yes, this includes the idiots

 

23. Yes, this means idiots are loved

 

24. Idiots are loved by God

 

25. Still, DON’T BE AN IDIOT!

 

 

Chi-Love,

J-ROD



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