1. Be present with the ones you are with, not the idiots who “were busy” or “couldn’t make it”
2. Be bluntly honest so the idiots of the world can understand
3. Speak-up for yourself… or some idiot will
4. Be confident in your decisions, so idiots don’t get to decide
5. Change challenges all, including the idiots
6. Negativity ruins relationships… leaving you alone with idiots
7. George is not an idiot, Curiosity is key
8. Laughter cures what idiots cannot
9. Resiliency appears through action, not words idiots babble
10. A smile comforts all: geniuses and idiots
11. Physical care translates into a better you… unless you are a shallow idiot
12. When life gives you lemons, don’t let idiots squeeze them in your face
13. Just because you like Starbucks, doesn’t mean you’re an idiot for liking Dunkin Donuts
14. Idiots will prosper if you don’t freaking do it first
15. Idiots have the innate quality of appearing smart; don’t fall for it (‘cause then you’re the idiot)
16. Trust instinct, not idiots
17. Idiots put on a great show; enjoy it every once and a while
18. When in Rome, idiots multiply
19. Appreciate love no matter who the idiot may be
20. “Works well with idiots” is a valid resume strength
21. Time flies unless you are surrounded by idiots
22. God loves everyone… yes, this includes the idiots
23. Yes, this means idiots are loved
24. Idiots are loved by God
25. Still, DON’T BE AN IDIOT!
Chi-Love,
J-ROD
